Imagine Classic Literary Characters living in the Modern World. Read Jane Eyre Gets Real, a Novel by Annabelle Troy, available on Amazon!

Get “Moor” Out of Life–Take the Bronte Country Tour May 20-21

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The enchanting moorlands which inspired “Wuthering Heights” are just one of the memorable sites you will see on the Bronte Country Tour, May 20-21, led by Annabelle Troy, the author of Jane Eyre Gets Real. Though seeming to be a desolate sweep of land, the moors are alive with birdsong including that of the native golden plover and with flowers such as purple heather, providing spots of passion in what is otherwise bleak as unrequited love.  The heather moors are truly special–there is less heather moorland in the world than there are rainforests and 70% of this habitat is located in the UK. In keeping with the Bronte spirit, most of the North York Moors are Open Access which means you can wander at will, in the spirit of Emily, Anne, Charlotte, and Branwell.

Of course, the tour will also stop at Haworth Parsonage, home of the Brontes for many years. On view through 2017 are the unique costumes worn in the acclaimed series To Walk Invisible, dramatizing the lives of the famous siblings. You will have the opportunity to observe painstakingly recreated period detail in the wardrobes designed by Tom Paye, who worked closely with historical experts to make sure the era and the personalities of each sister were perfectly reflected. So get your bonnet on and join the Bronte Country Tour; it’s as easy as clicking the link below:

Honor Jane Eyre–Take the Bronte Country Tour!

On May 20-21, Annabelle Troy will host a two-day tour, leaving from London, which will feature Haworth Parsonage, the childhood home of the famous Bronte siblings, and Chatsworth, the gorgeous estate of the youngest Mitford sister. Along the way, we will stop in at historic York, with its medieval castle and sublime cathedral. The Bronte Country Tour is the perfect getaway for any lover of literature & history. You will be transported everywhere via a luxury coach, no driving involved; the tour price includes admission to all attractions, including one night at a 4-star York hotel.  During the journey Annabelle Troy, author of Jane Eyre Gets Real, will provide unique commentary on the lives and works of the Brontes and the Mitfords, as well as an occasional sherry!

This tour will be run through Skills Holidays, a highly reputable UK coach company with nearly 100 years of tourism experience. For more information on how to join us for an unforgettable tour of Bronte country, please click on this link:

Remember, Jane Eyre would want you to go!


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Fiction Gets Brainy

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Famous fictional brain, Sherlock Holmes, a character in Jane Eyre Gets Real, was engrossed by an article he recently read in The Paris Review. Entitled The Hundred Trillion Stories in Your Head, it tells the unique story of “the father of modern neuroscience”, Santiago Ramón y Caja. The first man to apply the term “plasticity” to the brain, Caja was born in 1852 in bleak and rocky Northern Spain. His father was a humble barber-surgeon, determined that his son grow up to an esteemed doctor; his mother an incurable romantic who used to sneak little Caja novels (all fiction was forbidden by the father) like candy. With this family dynamic and a slightly different twist, Caja might have matured to become Freud before Freud himself was a twinkle in his father’s eye.

Instead, devouring the creations of Cervantes, Dumas. Hugo and other literary giants led him to come up with metaphors about cell theory. Looking through a microscope for the first time, Caja rhapsodized that he saw “captivating scenes from the life of the very small.” He even wrote and illustrated his own book about a cell-sized man who travels through huge bodies who happen to inhabit Jupiter. Becoming more and more fascinated by cell anatomy and the nervous system, Caja declared that the job of the anatomist is “to separate the apparent from the real.” This gave him the revolutionary ability to visualize the brain–and the neuron–in ways that were far ahead of his time. He imagined neurons as “protoplasmic kisses–the final ecstasy of an epic love story.”

In 1906 Caja was awarded the Nobel Prize.  Along the way, Caja made many personal and subjective drawings of the neuron, treating them like objects in a still life. He credited imagination, inculcated within him by the beloved novels of his youth, with his ability to give the abstractions of science a vivid reality. In the same way, authors distort and mold their subjects into characters, to depict a truth which captures the essence of life–so that fiction becomes not an evasion of reality but its hyper-essence, distilled.


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Counting Your Chickens Before They’re Hatched: Very Victorian Spring Problems

This year the spring equinox was March 20, so it’s official: we have sprung! Victorians, who loved all categories, enjoyed celebrating this season with their usual aplomb. Hence, the cast of Jane Eyre Gets Real presents Very Victorian Spring Problems:


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Your Chickens Have A Better Love Life Than You Do

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You Dress Your Children In White & Expect Them Not To Get Dirty

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Your Greenhouse Looks Like A Mausoleum


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Everyone Else Has Gone A-Maying But You’re Stuck At Home Baking Scones 

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Your New Pet Refuses To Play Fetch


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Rabbits Are Taking Over The School System

The Flowers In Your Garden Look A Little Too Real

Finally, no matter which holidays and traditions you celebrate, from all of us in the pages of Jane Eyre Gets Real to all of you: Have the Most Enchanting of Aprils!



I’m Like A Bird

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Birds are linked in all world mythologies to birth, death, freedom and rejuvenation–making them the perfect symbol of spring. Giving whimsy its way, here are the characters of Jane Eyre Gets Here by Annabelle Troy, reimagined as avian spirits:

Dorian Gray: peacock. A reminder that beauty should never be taken too seriously, the peacock also represents new life rising out of the ashes–a kind of vain phoenix.

David Copperfield: cuckoo. An orphan bird always looking for foster families; not known for being a hero in his own life, the cuckoo looks for other nests in which to build his future.

Mr. Darcy: bluejay. If you dream of a bluejay your subconscious is telling you to be more honest with yourself. Once you have embraced your inner jay, you will be the picture of truth, integrity–and a bit of a bully. Like a smug public school boy who can use his power for good or for evil.

Sherlock Holmes: the raven. A known detective of the bird world, ravens were followed by hunters in order to find deer; the man would slay the deer, the raven would eat the innards. Perhaps it is no coincidence that Holmes was often depicted in Victorian illustrations as wearing a “deerstalker cap.”

Heidi: chickadee. A sociable and cheerful bird, there are seven varieties, a mystical number. Harbingers of joy, they can alter their own body temperature to survive even the harshest winters.

Alice in Wonderland: goose. Not always silly, the goose is known in the spirit world for going on quests.  The wise goose teaches us that we can alter our course abruptly and still come out a winner.

Emma Bovary: swan. Symbol of feminine grace and timeless beauty, the swan strives towards refinement. If it tarnishes its feathers sometimes, it only goes to show how muddy the waters can be.

Hester Prynne: chicken. Don’t laugh. Chickens can be very powerful beings; for instance, the Russian Baba Yaga dwells deep in the forest, in a hut posed on chicken legs. She is the archetypal symbol of the mother, capable of great fertility and immense destruction–take that, KFC!

Jane Eyre: bluebird. Not just a symbol of happiness, the bluebird represents the well-adjusted ego. A dead bluebird means disillusion and innocence lost; a thriving one stands for radiant transformation into a higher self.

Now get out there and go feed some ducks!!!


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Dorian Gray & the Leprechauns

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In addition to being a character in Jane Eyre Gets Real, Dorian Gray was created in 1890 by Oscar Wilde. Of Irish ancestry (Wilde’s mother, Lady Jane, who wrote poetry under the pen name Speranza, supported the Irish national movement), Wilde identified with the Celtic country in that he saw himself as an outsider. He rebelled against conventional British morality; like his then-shocking homosexuality, Ireland represented his shadow side. Some modern critics consider A Picture of Dorian Gray, with its Gothic and Romantic overtones, to be a national tale of Ireland. Others consider it to be an English novel written by a man with an Irish father (an ear and eye surgeon) who would die, alone, penniless and almost friendless, in a Paris hotel room.

A more well-known symbol of Ireland, trotted out every St. Patrick’s Day (which falls on Friday, March 17), is the leprechaun. Sometimes the word “leprechaun” is traced to that of  “bhrogan”, meaning shoemaker. Cobbling is indeed the traditional occupation of these little, bearded men, a cousin of the fairy–interestingly there are no female leprechauns. Depicted as solitary, and often nasty, the leprechaun was originally shown in folklore as wearing red, not green. and clad in a leather apron. Every leprechaun is considered to have one pot of gold which he keeps at the end of a rainbow (the sprite equivalent of a bank). If you ever hear the tap, tap, tap of a teeny hammer you will know that one is near. Be careful, though; charming one minute the leprechaun can easily turn on you and kill you with a glance, especially if he thinks you are after his gold.

What does Dorian Gray have in common with leprechauns? Nothing, actually. They make him shudder; the astonishingly handsome man’s worst nightmare is to wake up looking like this:

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Be A Princess Or Just Look Like One

Alice in Wonderland is a kind of Victorian fairy tale princess–led astray by a magical rabbit, plunged into adventures with queens, hatters, and caterpillars, careful all the while not to rumple her pinafore. She is a girl who exhibits great wit, character, and resourcefulness. In today’s world fairy tales are hot again, at least the Disney versions. Inspired by the upcoming premiere of Beauty and the Beast, starring Emma Watson, Alice has composed a list of things any ordinary girl can do to emulate a princess:

Let Down Your Hair: Rapunzel-like, ravishing locks are a cinch with super-long clip-in hair extensions. Seven pieces of 24″ straight, virgin hair will run you about $100. Remember, blonde is so 1016–try brunette, bright red or even ombre.

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Slip Into Glass Slippers: OK, they may not be real–but when is magic, ever?! Lucite heels make a great substitute for glass; they will be just as transparent and won’t disappear at midnight. We can’t say the same for the Prince.

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Get Enough Beauty Sleep

You may not need 100 years like some girls but 7-8 hours of sleep a night is essential to prevent fine lines and wrinkles. Fairy Godmother tip: invest in a silk pillowcase to wake up looking extra-smooth.

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Puff Up Your Sleeves

Rock the Snow White look–boho peasant blouses with scoop necklines and puffed shoulders are everywhere now. Just try not to make any witches poison-green with envy.

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Adopt a Frog. 

Tree frogs are dying out in the rainforests of Central and South America. Help keep the species thriving; contact 1-800-CALL-WWF to save one now. A frog adoption kit is $55 and comes with a species card, adoption certificate, and plush toy cute enough to kiss.


Finally, what do princesses read? Jane Eyre Gets Real by Annabelle Troy. Get your free copy on Amazon March 8-12.

The Great Comet of 1812

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Mr. Darcy recently took his beloved, Emma Bovary, to see Natasha, Pierre & The Great Comet of 1812 on Broadway. Because being plucked out of his novel and placed into modern life (you can read all about this in the novel Jane Eyre Gets Real) has forced him to suffer reduced circumstances, they didn’t sit on the stage, where the audience interacts with the cast. They had to settle for the mezzanine; luckily the show is staged in a circus-like way with action going on all over the theater. A bit of a mash-up like Hamilton–and like Jane Eyre Gets Real–the play takes scenes from War & Peace, primarily those focusing on Natasha cheating on her betrothed, Andrey, a heroic soldier off fighting Napoleon, and sets them to music which ranges from soul and folk all the way to electronic-Russian-gypsy-fusion-funk.

When Natasha is found out she becomes the greatest drawing room pariah since Anna Karenina. But she has one champion–Pierre, a nobleman/scholar/semi-recluse who happens to be Andrey’s best friend, and who is desperately seeking peace in his own life. Having married a beautiful but shallow (in fact, depraved) woman who constantly humiliates him, Pierre is no stranger to despair. His sympathy for Natasha, who is forsaken by everyone else including Andrey, leads to a gentle love developing between them. Though this is not shown in the musical, readers of War and Peace know that upon Andrey’s death (from wounds incurred in battle), Pierre and Natasha ultimately wed: two scarred souls who have made mistakes but find redemption in each other.

Emma Bovary loved Natasha (played by  Denée Benton) and her elegant white gowns. But she agreed with Mr. Darcy that the soul of the show is Josh Groban as Pierre. While foot-stomping dances, buoyant instrumentals, and strobing lights comprise much of the show, the ending is pure. When Josh Groban sings about how the historical comet portends a new blossoming in his hitherto stagnant life, the brightest light that shines is his voice.

Pride and Prejudice was published in 1813. Darcy would have been a young man in 1812, watching the historic comet blaze across Regency skies. Sitting in the Broadway theater, so far from home and from his past, he couldn’t help but quiver with the memory.


A Most Angelic Flower

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When the March sun began to melt the snow on the slopes, the first snowdrops came out”–quote from Heidi

The snowdrop that Heidi would have seen blooming in the Swiss Alps represents the common genus; there are twenty other varieties. But Heidi, a character in Jane Eyre Gets Real by Annabelle Troy, has always known that simple things are best. Known to flower as early as January, the little snowdrop poking its way out of the cold creates an image that is both pure and hardy.

According to one folk legend, the first snowdrop appeared when an angel saw Eve, cast out of paradise, crying in the cold. The angel blew on a snowflake and created the delicate flower to comfort her. Another legend, from Germany, says that the snow visited all the flowers on earth and asked each one to give it a color. All the flowers, who apparently have selfish natures, refused. Only the gentle snowdrop cheerfully said yes; hence the snow became white and allowed its benefactor to bloom first among all flowers every spring.

Though usually thought to symbolize hope, the Victorians saw snowdrops as emblems of death and considered it unlucky to gather them and bring them home. Of course, the Victorians saw death everywhere!  During Candlemas (Feb. 2) medieval peasants would remove enshrined pictures of the Virgin Mary and replace them with snowdrops, cultivated in monastery gardens. On a more practical note in some countries, the alkaloid found in the snowdrop is used as a treatment for Alzheimer’s. Snowdrops are the traditional birth flower for those born in January, though you probably won’t see one before early March. Remember to watch out for these symbols of rebirth as winter brightens into spring; don’t step on one by mistake because you might crush its gentle soul.

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