The annual return of a popular favorite from the characters of Jane Eyre Gets Real, the Annabelle Troy novel available on Amazon:

Orange and Black Is The New Black

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Bobbing for Apples Is So Unhygienic

You Can’t Get Your Broom To Fly

Dressing Up Like Bat Girl Is Not As Much Fun As You Thought It Would Be

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You Are Destined To Marry A Jack-o-Lantern

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Your Best Friend’s Backyard Mausoleum Is Bigger Than Your Own Backyard Mausoleum

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