Brought to you by Jane Eyre. She’s a character in Annabelle Troy’s novel available on Amazon, Jane Eyre Gets Real. Oh, and Charlotte Bronte wrote about her too.
You spill milk but have used all the rags curling your hair.
Your doll’s wardrobe costs more than yours.
You need three people to help you get dressed in the morning–and you don’t like two of them.
You can only wear all black when someone dies.
Your crinoline doubles as a birdcage.
Your skirt WILL catch on fire. But you can use your cloak to put it out.
Your friends are as beautiful as you are.