Brought to you by Jane Eyre. She’s a character in Annabelle Troy’s novel available on Amazon, Jane Eyre Gets Real. Oh, and Charlotte Bronte wrote about her too.

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You spill milk but have used all the rags curling your hair.

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Your doll’s wardrobe costs more than yours.

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You need three people to help you get dressed in the morning–and you don’t like two of them.

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You can only wear all black when someone dies.

 

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Your crinoline doubles as a birdcage.

 

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Your skirt WILL catch on fire. But you can use your cloak to put it out.

 

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Your friends are as beautiful as you are.

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