The characters of Jane Eyre Gets Real by Annabelle Troy may be better known for their whimsy than their stamina. Below are the resolutions of the famous nine, which have proven to be a tall order:
Hester Prynne: stop compulsively embroidering
Alice in Wonderland: don’t follow strange rabbits
Heidi: trade that dirndl for some North Face
Emma Bovary: clip coupons
Jane Eyre: don’t become engaged to already-married men
Sherlock Holmes: no more mansplaining, even to Dr. Watson
Mr. Darcy: never marry a bookish girl with an irritating mother & ineligible sisters
David Copperfield: step up and be the hero of my own life
Dorian Gray: find another portrait painter, one who is amoral
Hehe! I love them. Personally, I never make New Year’s resolutions 🙂
Me neither!
Isabella Linton: WLTM quiet farmer with an interest in birdwatching. Prefer non-smoker.
Richard Carstone: Count blessings and not to rely on legacies.
Sorry, I cannot match yours but thought I’d have a go anyway. Good wishes
Poor Isabella—she should definitely stay away from moody, dark men. But that is a resolution sure to be broken! Hope you have a 2020 filled with everything you want, and nothing you don’t.
Love these!
Much thanks! Annabelle